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Somehow, it’s been 12 years and I still haven’t nailed the tail-whip.

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

The 930 Club was packed to the brim for Swedish export Junip and supporting cast, openers Barbarossa and DC’s own GEMS.

… a hell of a quotable guy, and below we here at Brightest Young Things present Drew Magary: Quotes out of Context.

It’s the return of the Boy Band. With their debut album going to number one in 15 countries around the world, millions of screaming fans, and European mojo, One Direction is arguably one of the biggest bands in the WORLD. This English-Irish Pop band has taken over the US, bringing us nostaglic memories of the Backstreet Boys and [...]