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I am so excited about Cowboy Camp at the  Capitol Skyline this Saturday, because it’s giving me a chance to admit my love for redneck comedy. Well not all redneck comedy. Mostly comedy about rednecks. Though let’s be honest, that You Might Be A Redneck Joke is always funny. Always. Anyway moving on…

HERE IS YOUR GOLDANG HUMMUNAMUMMUNA DAILY CALENDER OF COMEDY EVENTS, BAGUMIT.

Tuesday:

Tonite at the Almaz Upstairs, Washington Improv Theater is jamming a long form improv banjo solo. Did you know that their sketch classes are starting at the end of this month? Eventually you might get this good…

Wednesday:

Virginia is for lovers of good honest American Lifestyles, so if you are a weirdo fruitcake, be very careful when attending Ha Ha at Ri-Ra in Arlington.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4RtUj5JNfQ

Thursday:

Mimes. Nuff said.

Friday:

Justin Mcullough is at the Arlington Drafthouse, a guy who has been quietly tearing up the internet with How To videos for some time.

Saturday:

Battle of the Darryls! That sounds like at least one Darryl would be a Blue Collar type dude but both are actually black comics. One Darryl is at the Comedy Factory in Baltimore, and the other is actually named Donnell and is at the DC Improv. Still a pretty great Darryl-off if you ask me. (Prize goes to the ashiest).

Also Laugh Riot at the Hyatt. It rhymes! Like on Hee haw.

Monday:

I wuz never good at telling my days of the week, but since Sunday is the Lord’s Day, do not laugh at all and instead wait until Monday to return to grinnin and sinning @ the Looking Glass open mic nite.


In other news:

Ben Stiller creates show for his parents. Yet he still won’t call.

Can’t stop watching Robin Williams vs James Lipton vs My Sense of Humor. It veers between actually brilliant and insightful to insanely retarded and solipsistic in a split second.  It’s mesmerizing, and beyond Good and Terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8KM_bpX5Xk

More Ron White: yes he is my favorite white trash comedian obv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZY25G-6iAM&feature=related

Todd Glass makes an obvious connection:

and Pete Hornberger is my personal hero.

Or D.Tosh is idk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz80fiKz6Pg&feature=player_embedded

New adult swim show explores puppet-disease, which I think Heidegger wrote an entire book about at some point…

Happy Birthday Sam Raimi from some asshole movie stars.

If you are a huge nerdface get excited for the return of the Guild here.

Adam Sandler on Bill Cosby beefing with Chris Rock:

David Wain on the Whys and Hows of his new show.

BEST TWITTER OF THE WEEK:

@abusiveadvice

  1. my upstairs jew neighbor is having sex right now. im quitting drinking tomorrow. 5:34 AM Jun 27th via web

And finally:

Dance it out.

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