If you don’t know whether or not your dog fucking hates you, put them in one of these costumes and solidify it!
It turns out, the Internet is a treasure trove of terrible dog costumes. However, all of these were found on Target’s website in their section dedicated to “dog apparel”. We decided to stick with one source because PET COSTUME OPTIONS ARE LIMITLESS!
We understand the irony and respectfully decline to participate.
How fucked up would it be if you put this costume on your potbellied pig?
Okay, this might actually be the best. It could go either way.
Is dog cultural appropriation a thing? We’re gonna go with yes. This is it.
If your dog could talk, it would say “why?”.
YOU HAVE THE OPTION TO WALK A FUZZY VELOCIRAPTOR
This is the face of a dog contemplating suicide. Know the signs.