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If you don’t know whether or not your dog fucking hates you, put them in one of these costumes and solidify it!

It turns out, the Internet is a treasure trove of terrible dog costumes. However, all of these were found on Target’s website in their section dedicated to “dog apparel”. We decided to stick with one source because PET COSTUME OPTIONS ARE LIMITLESS!

1. Hello Kitty

We understand the irony and respectfully decline to participate.

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2. Bacon

How fucked up would it be if you put this costume on your potbellied pig?

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3. Cupcake

Are you one of those people that puts your dogs in strollers even though it’s capable of walking? Maybe you should buy this for your dog.
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4. “Rubies Bandana” because someone didn’t want to pay Bret Michaels

Okay, this might actually be the best. It could go either way.

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5. Poncho and Sombrero

Is dog cultural appropriation a thing? We’re gonna go with yes. This is it.

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6. Marshmallow Man

If  your dog could talk, it would say “why?”.

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7. Raptor


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8. Bunny Dog

This is the face of a dog contemplating suicide. Know the signs.

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9. Butterfly

No words.

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10. Football Player Rider


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