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Guys, we’re now officially into the thick of Shark Week; are you living life to the fullest? Probably not, because you’re too busy watching Megalodon documentaries! Look, learning about sharks (or as I like to call them, “aquatic assholes”) is all well and good, but I can only stand so many episodes of shark-themed MythBusters before I would willingly face death by Jaws. Why can’t Shark Week offer something for everyone? Why can’t all networks and television shows (past and present) get involved? (Insert legal jargon about Shark Week copyrights here.) I just want some variety. Would a few bearable specials be so much to ask for? For example:

SHARK1 SHARK2 SHARK3 shark4SHARK5SHARK6

Personally I think I’m being pretty reasonable with these Shark Week requests. (I mean, right?!) So while we’re at it, do YOU have any suggestions? Tell us in the comments and/or on Twitter. BYE!

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