What does one wear to an undie run? The obvious choice is of course undies but like the world we live in, underwear comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Perhaps someday everyone will be as accepting of the human race as they are of underwear. Speaking of race, Cupid’s Undie Run is a little over a week away and it’s all for a good cause, benefiting the Children’s Tumor Foundation! Every year people embark on a journey of self-discovery in the form of a huge party and a half-naked mile run in the freezing streets of multiple cities all over the world. Have you registered yet? Do that, then use this scantily-clad guide to choose the panties that best describe you as a person(ality) and where/wear you are in life. You can also get some panty pointers from last year’s pics!

Obligatory Uranus joke.

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