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Want to do your makeup the way the pilgrims did? You need to make sure you wear the kind of eyeliner and lip liner your ancestors wore while SLAUGHTERING INDIGENOUS PEOPLE, then dip your fingers into their blood and smear it over your mouth for a nice red lip. If you’re over 25 don’t even bother watching this tutorial. You would absolutely not be alive if this were the 1600’s. There is NO WAY you made the trip from England. Beyond that, always always always use corrector on your face, or as I like to call it Revisionist History in the Form of Makeup Concealer. Kill people? Noooooo, they wanted to move/die.

Note: I have not watched this video but I think I pretty much got the gist of it

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