Katy Perry decided she was “sick of making gorgeous music videos,” so instead, she made a horrifying one where she dresses up as the world’s worst birthday entertainers. She gave Jimmy Kimmel a sneak peek (skip to 1:18), much to our delight. In the clip she enrages parents, scares children and CAUSES A CAR CRASH. Is that real?!?! You can see more of her characters and another frightening video here.