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Comin’ to Prancin’? We’re more than thrilled to see ya there. If you’re not privy, here’s what’s going down.

We’re throwing a Derby Day Bash of the century. There will be live ponies for your petting pleasure (just don’t be weird about it alright?) mint juleps at the ready, food, blue grass tuneskis, a photo booth for you to remember the evening by, and look at all these celeb bartenders —

Rachel Sergi – Buffalo and Bergen
Brendan McMahon – Beuchert’s Saloon
JP Fetherston – Rappahannock River Oysters
Alex Bookless – The Passenger
Julia Hurst – Hogo
Sam Babcock – Range

I knowwwww it’s gonna be awesome what’s new. When’s it happening?

Saturday, May 4, 2013 from 3:00 PM to 8:00 PM (EDT)

In honor of this, we bring you Einstein, the world’s most precious horse. If a horse has a baby, that baby is definitely a horse. But this little guy’s definitely pushing the lower limits on what being a horse, well, is. Like, isn’t a book with only ten pages more like a pamphlet? We wouldn’t call it a book, would we? Anyway, watch this. There’s a double mocha caption in there we think you’ll smile at.