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Welcome to your daily Hit List featuring the shows, events, gatherings, and so on that will keep your social life slightly above average.

Sixth & I hosts the 9th annual My So Called Jewish Life. This is a seasonally appropriate pick.

Another seasonally appropriate pick is Smut Slam DC: Toy Joy! at Songbyrd. Some toys aren’t all ages.

You can carol for impeachment outside The White House. This won’t work but if you like caroling you might have fun?

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&Pizza opens their newest location today in Adams Morgan. The first 125 people get free pizza. The first 25 people that get a & tattoo get free pizza for a year. Only a year. For a tattoo. Even if you tattoo a pizza shop logo on your body you only get free dough, sauce and cheese for 365 days. But you do you. If you think that’s a good deal, have at it.