Ticket Giveaway: The Guardsman @ Kennedy Center
Alana | Jun 12, 2013 | 2:30PM |

To win, or to buy straight-out, that is the question we must ask.

It’s time for another giveaway, and this one’s for you (imagine I can point at the whole world at once). We’ve got a pair of tickets for The Guardsmen’s June 20th showing at the Kennedy Center, and I must say, it sounds interesting as chiz (read our full review here).

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“Budapest’s most beautiful and beloved young actress is notorious for her affairs that only last six months. When she finally decides to marry, she of course chooses Budapest’s most handsome and talented young actor. Five and a half months into the marriage, the actor suspects his new wife is getting restless. So he decides to take on his most daring role yet, disguising himself as her ideal lover–a dashing courtier to the emperor–to test her fidelity and win her love. But the more he woos his wife as this guardsman, the more insanely jealous he gets of the character he feels compelled to play.”

Pretty good, right?? I can see you polishing up your theater binoculars from here. You want these free tickets, and here’s how you can get them. Tell us, how would you disguise yourself to re-seduce your lover’s wandering eye? Best disguise wins. As usual, don’t forget to LEAVE US YOUR BLOODY EMAILS, so we can properly contact the winner. Does your fake ‘stache always fall off when you try to disguise yourself? Don’t worry, you can buy your own tickets here. As always, good luck, you crafty masters of disguise.