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Sad because you have no friends and nothing to do for the 4th of July?

i have no friends

No worries. We’ll be your friend. (If you already have some, congratulations! They can hang too.) Want to come to our super awesome pool party on the 4th? OF COURSE YOU DO. You can get your tickets here but we’ve got two tickets to get you in FOR FREE.

Party/America love starts at 11am. There will be food! Pool activities! Contests! Games! And just some good old fashion family fun, while celebrating the greatest country in the world. (#USAUSA)

TO WIN: Leave a comment telling us your most crazy/wild/drunken 4th of July experience yet and be sure to let us know your email address. Be funny. No pressure.

If you have never had a crazy/wild/drunken 4th of July experience, buy your tickets HERE and make this year your first!


$15 advance tickets on sale now!
Last year we sold out!

(No risk – if we get rained out you’ll receive a full refund.)

All day good times featuring:

Dumb pool games!
dum pool games

 Dangerously Delicious Pie Eating Contests!
Pie Eating

Hipster boobs!
hipster boobs

Water balloons!
water balloons

Cute interns in costumes!
interns in costumes

Burgers and stuff for sale!

Probably Tito!


with your DJs:

Sinister Sound Set

DJ Funny Moms

DJ Cale

All ages and sizes welcome!

all ages