Ticket Giveaway: Sarah Silverman @ Warner Theatre
Shauna Alexander | Apr 23, 2013 | 12:15PM |

This Thursday, funny gal and BYT bestie, Sarah Silverman will be bringing her particular brand of dirty humor to the Warner Theatre. You know, Sarah Silverman is controversial to say the least but she wasn’t always. She began as a writer for SNL but only for one season. From there, she made appearances on shows such as “Seinfeld,” “Star Trek: Voyager,” and “Crank Yankers” and films such as “School of Rock,” “Rent,” and “There’s Something about Mary” so she’s had an ecletic career to say the least. She’s probably most well known for her Comedy Central Show “The Sarah Silverman Program,” a fictional portrayal of her day-to-day life with her sister and friends filled with delightfully crude and not-so-politically-correct humor.

Tickets are on sale now, but we’ve got a pair for a lucky commenter.  To win, just tell us your dirtiest, filthiest joke.  Best one wins.  Winner will be selected sometime tomorrow afternoon.  GOOD LUCK.


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  • Anonymous says:

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
    The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
    He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”

  • Jacob says:

    How is Bungee Jumping and having sex with a prostitute similar? If the rubber breaks you’re fucked.

  • MC says:

    OK so out in this trailer park in waterloo little suzie has got a date with her new boyfriend jimmy. But she needs the car for the evening.

    So little suzie goes up to her dad and asks ” hey pa can i have the pick up truck for tonight. me and jimmy are going to the moovies”

    Dad ” alrite suzie you can have the truck but you know what you got to do ” dad whips out his cock and puts it near her face.

    Suzie ” pa do I have to? ”

    Dad “you know the rules of this house”

    Suzie ” alrite then”

    so suzie takes it into her mouth and starts going at it when but..

    Suzie ” Fuck sakes Pa!!!, this tastes like shit”

    Dad ” oh ya i forgot your brother bubba has got the pickup for the evening”

  • Gerald says:

    (This is my favorite joke) (R-Rated) Way down in the junge deap, the bad ass lion stepped on the signifying monkey’s feet. The monkey said, “Motherfucker can’t you see, you are standing on my gotdamn feet.” The lion said, “I haven’t heard a word you said, and if you say three more, I’ll be stepping on your motherfuckin head.” (To see the rest, go to: http://mogley.tripod.com/monkey.html)

  • pinto_bean says:

    What do Courtney Love and a hockey player have in common?
    They haven’t showered for three periods.

  • Hopeful Jokester says:

    What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month…

  • zydjoe says:

    I was talkin’ to Christ the other day, and he said he’s got a hot date. So I said “You think you’ll get lucky?” and he said “Yea, she’ll fuck anything that’s not nailed down!”

  • Vanilla says:

    When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first Brownie.

  • FloridaAngie says:

    Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

    Because he’s hung like THIS (this joke is better in person because you stretch your arms out – also I’m Jewish so I feel like the punch line comes off well)

  • KG says:

    What do you call a bunch of cows masturbating?

    Beef Stroganoff.

  • Anonymous says:

    A white horse falls in the mud…..there. a dirty joke.

  • Allison G says:

    Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. The first one said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does.” The second one said, “I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft.”

    The third one quietly sipped her drink until the first two finally asked, “Well, what do you call your boyfriend?” the third one frowned and said, “The postman.” Looking confused the first one asked, ”Why the postman?”

    “Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box.”

  • Anonymous says:

    How are women and tornadoes alike?
    They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

  • barry adams says:

    What’s the name of FOX’s new gay male sitcom?

    A. “Leave it, it’s Beaver”

  • Drew says:

    The chicken and the egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smiling and smoking a cigarette, but the egg is upset. She metters to herself, “Well, I guess we answered that question.”

  • Anonymous says:

    what’s a bulimics favorite dessert? her finger.

  • Sarah says:

    Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach.

  • Manu says:

    How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard.

  • JB says:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dirty joke.
    Dirty joke who?
    Can I have to free tickets please.

  • Wayne says:

    The new Pope walks out of a room after kissing the feet of prisoners and says to his Vicar, “Understandably, feet do not usually taste good, but man, I’m telling you, that last little toe tasted really good, like creamy. We gotta come back.” And the Vicar turns to him and says, “Most definitely your Holiness. Yes that was our newest choir boy, Tom, and that wasn’t his toe.”

  • Meg S says:

    2 deer walk out of a bar. One deer turns to the other and says “I cant believe I blew 30 bucks in there!”

  • Tony says:

    A doctor walks into a bank… about to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his pocket and tries to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, “Well that’s great, just great… some a**hole’s got my pen!”

  • Anonymous says:

    Did you hear the one about pig who feel in the mud? They were dirty!