All shitty photoshopping: Erik Loften, Stephanie Breijo
Artist Dave Deslie toyed with the second American city (after San Francisco) to get the geeky map treatment, Washington’s Metro as a map from Super Mario 3. The version below includes the new Silver Line, slated to open this year.
How else could we entrench DC into the world of vidya games?
- Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Ian MacKaye standing in front of the Dischord Temple, closing his eyes, and playing a soulful rendition of Fugazi’s “Waiting Room” on an Ocarina to be granted entry.
- People always bitch about DC traffic. It’s time to do something about it. Go all Mario Kart and launch turtle shells and banana peels at aggressive drivers, shrink a diplomat’s stupid SUV and weave around it:
- Capital Bike Share, get on this shit:
- Got a taste for the post-apocalypse? Enjoy DC ruin porn, a la Fallout:
How else could we steep DC in videogame-dom? Lemme know w-w-w-what’s your Final Fantasyyyyy?