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When Teen Mom “star” Farrah Abraham found her way into the porn industry, many took note of her Amazon wish list, especially the children’s items like toys and furniture for her daughter Sophia. Listen, guys– porn stars have been asking their fans to buy them things since the wish list option existed. Or since Twitter existed. You get the idea. Common items include lingerie, jewelry, sex toys, the weirdest “sexy” costumes you could possibly imagine, cosmetics, camera gear, and so on. Typically, the starlet will promise to take a photo wearing or using her new gift and give a shout out online to the adoring fan that sent it her way.

But we’re not quite sure where these items fall into that equation. A teen mom asking for Little Mermaid dolls for her kid is one of the less strange requests to grace these lists. In all seriousness, many of these women have over ten thousand twitter followers– they could ask for anything, but they asked for these:

We’re not sure what’s a weirder thing to ask of your adoring fans: an Apollo Precision Tools DT0515P 54-Piece Roadside Tool Set in Pink, or this inspirational JFK poster. But I guess it makes sense for your fans to want you to dare to fail, constantly. Oh, and she has an entire wishlist for her dog.

Holly likes video games, the outdoors, Uggs, and really weird gardening stuff.

Most porn starlets want you to buy them lingerie, toys and shoes. Skin enjoys the simpler pleasures in life, like this Cocteau Twins vinyl.

I know comedy porn is a real thing, but this is kiiind of taking it to another level. Does the mustache stay on the whole time?

This girl really likes horses. Micro-kinis, weird butt plugs, and horses.

She penned an autobiography, and she wants you to buy it. For her.

FYI: You won’t get to play this game with her. Bummer.

Amongst a ton of Sailor Moon and Sanrio gear, Capri wants a pogo stick. We want to know how this is going to play into her next feature, but we’re guessing it involves a playground (ew) since she also wants a Ripstick, a jump rope and an off-brand Hitachi magic wand.

We get it– you love weed. And those weird furry hat/scarf combos that girls wear to raves.

Let’s see– American flag bikinis, 6 packs of thongs, absurdly high heels– and then there’s this.

Damn this girl loves games. Rose gold watches, heels, very nice lotions, and board games.

     

Charlotte’s wishlist is specific to Valentine’s Day, so it’s got your run of the mill shiny lingerie, stockings, “kissable body shimmer,” swimsuits– and this Neuschwanstein Castle 3D Jigsaw Puzzle (890 pieces). How does this clip start? Something about the pieces fitting together, we’re sure.

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