Another man’s piece of shit is another man’s useful piece of shit. Every week, Washingtonians give away various tangibles on Craigslist, like broken televisions, jizz-stained trench coats and Similac. Our serious manpower at BYT sifts through Craigslist’s “Free Stuff” section and avoids all that crap to find the Best and enjoyably Worst of Craigslist.
Best of Craigslist:
- I like tuhtles. If you are a turtle lover and truly capable of taking good care of this cute guy, meet your new pal!
Como se dice, “steal?” This is such an awesome find. Keep the armoire as is, or stain it for a classy addition to your house.
Bouncing on trampolines increases lymphatic circulation and cardiovascular fitness. Now you have two excuses to get a trampoline, if you needed an excuse in the first place.
Worst of Craigslist:
- We all miss breakfast here and there. Lets avoid that with this super useful USB toaster. *Warning*: lister stated, “Every time the toast popped up, Windows crashes.” Totally worth delicious toast though…
- HONEY, I GOT US A CEILING FAN! Well, not one of dems that spins around, but it hangs from the ceilin’ with sum duct tape and t-shirt hangy thangs. Comes with a limited edition Budweiser Dale Earnhardt Jr. six-pack.
- Nothing creepier than half of a mannequin. Make this into some super freaky modern art and you’re probably a genius.