Another man’s piece of shit is another man’s useful piece of shit. Every week, Washingtonians give away various tangibles on Craigslist, like broken televisions, jizz-stained trench coats and Similac. Our serious manpower at BYT sifts through Craigslist’s “Free Stuff” section and avoids all that crap to find the Best and enjoyably Worst of Craigslist.
Best of Craigslist: Couch Edition
- I swear to GOD these is the coolest Craigslist giveaway I’ve ever seen. God bless who ever is parting with these church pews. I’d walk on water to have these in my house. A perfect lounging situation to store you favorite reading material. Also, send around a donation tray when your friends come over!
I typically try to avoid grimy couches on Craigslist, but I couldn’t resist this guy. This chair-ottoman package looks like a beautiful life full of naps. It comes with a white slip, so you can easily clean the chair if you fall asleep with a bowl of alphabet soup on your stomach, or something outrageous like that.
Quite the lovely couch. This tuxedo-style couch looks like it’s in great shape and could be a great addition to a living room, basement jam room or porch for shits and gigs!
Worst of Craigslist: Couch Edition
We literally made no effort to make this couch look nice. In fact, we wanted nothing to do with it so we put out a **TURD ALERT**, I mean, **CURB ALERT**. Kick Frank off the couch if he’s still sleeping on it when you get there.
- This couch has more wrinkles than Betty White. Word on the street is ripped couches are the new ripped jeans. Be totally cool and snag this couch before the rush.
- Comfortably “broken in” camouflage couch. It MAY fall apart if not properly removed from our house. Your couch, your problem. The guy I got it from said he bought it from Howie Mandel for a free Zumba lesson and Zubaz pants. “DEAL OR NO DEAL HOWIE?”