A mix of news and not news, new stuff and old stuff, here is everything you need to help that lunch break / Metro ride / boring activity go by quicker.
- Please stop getting the Hitler Youth / Macklemore hair cut.
- A love letter to gin in it’s many delicious forms.
- Our fine District has finally come to an agreement with Apple over the Carnegie Library.
- D.C.’s food and drink scene embraces weed with open arms and creative recipes.
- We also have a brand new chief resilience officer, whatever that means.
- Hawaiian’s are not a fan of our bastardized version of poke and I honestly can’t blame them.
- Starbucks is closing all the Teavana locations. Me and my friends used to drink cups upon cups of free tea at the Teavana in the Columbia Mall. We never saw a single person buy anything.
- A local police officer wore a truly inappropriate and possibly racist shirt to court.
- While you can still find Obama menu items in D.C.’s restaurants, Trump has (surprised!) inspired far less culinary creativity.
- For the low low price of $8.4 million, you too can own your very own Chik-Fil-A. It’s a real dream come true.
- What do you do when your child is a psychopath?
