The Reading List
kaylee | Aug 11, 2017 | 2:00PM |

A mix of news and not news, new stuff and old stuff, here is everything you need to help that lunch break / Metro ride / boring activity go by quicker.

  • Delaware’s weird and adorable pumpkin flinging event might not continue because of a lack of funding. In these dark and dumb and bad times, we need to do stupid shit like throw pumpkins really far and watch them explode. Everything is bumming me out today.
  • Washington Post spends a little time with D.C.’s robust anarchy community.
  • It’s county fair season, which means you have every excuse in the world to eat pounds of funnel cake and get on rides that should have been decommissioned years ago! How American.

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Monday 12/18
Heineken AfterWork: Reindeer Games Happy Hour! @ Penn Social
Free
Heineken & Brightest Young Things Invite You To: Heineken AfterWork: Reindeer Games Happy Hour! Putting an end to boring holiday happy hours! Who's ready for some ~REINDEER GAMES~ - enjoy complimentary Penn Social games - giveaways, game tournaments, and more! - first 50 people in the door get a FREE Heineken! - Then it's discounted Heinekens all party long! ~~~ Croosh Deets ~~~ December 18th, 5:30pm Penn Social 801 E St. NW Washington, DC 20004 21+ #HeinekenAfterWork Capacity is limited // RSVP required
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