The Nicolas Cage Gift Guide
svetlana | Jan 7, 2015 | 10:30AM |
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We originally ran this piece on January 7, 2014, on Nicolas Cage’s 50th birthday/BYT Nicolas Cage site takeoever. -ed.

As you may have noticed by glancing on the BYT homepage today, we are celebrating Nicolas Cage turning 50 today. For that occasion, you obviously need to buy Nicolas Cage a gift. The man already owns tropical islands, German castles, dinosaur heads, approximately 85 cars and at least that many Elvis outfits so the only way to TRULY give him a gift is to make it one that celebrates HIM.

So, here, in no particular order, gifts that tell Nicolas Cage “I LOVE YOU… NICOLAS CAGE”. All of which you can be paying for with Nicolas Cage dollar bills (worth $5.99 actually):


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Friday 10/28
The Bentzen Ball Presents: Baron Vaughn @ The Kennedy Center Terrace Gallery
$20.00 / $20.00
Stand-up comedian Baron Vaughan makes his Kennedy Center debut as part of the Bentzen Ball Comedy Festival. Vaughn is a series regular on Netflix's Grace and Frankie in the role of Bud. He was also on USA Network's Fairly Legal (2010–2012) and has appeared in the films Black Dynamite, Cloverfield, and The Other Guys (Deleted Scenes). As a comedian, he has performed stand-up on Conan (twice), Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Showtime's SXSW Comedy, and Comedy Central's The Half Hour. He's the self-proclaimed "Master of Festivals," most notably having performed in the HBO U.S. Comedy Arts Festival (Aspen), Just for Laughs Comedy Festival (Montreal), South Beach Comedy Festival (Miami), Moontower Comedy Festival (Austin), SXSW Festival (Austin), San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival (Portland), Vancouver Comedy Festival, Accidental Comedy Festival (Cleveland), Chicago Comedy Exposition, JashFesht (Palm Springs), Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival (TN), and Bumbershoot Music and Arts Festival (Seattle). Vaughan's recent comedy recording, Blaxistential Crisis, is soon to be released by AST Records. Please Note: This performance is recommended for mature audiences. Performance Timing: 75 minutes, with no intermission.
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because obviously:


  • then wrap:
  • this FREEZING Nicolas Cage (how appropriate for today) iphone case







  •  or if nothing but life size will do, a heist to steal the wax figure from Madame Tussaud’s is in order:

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