Welcome to your daily Hit List featuring the shows, openings, and ritual gatherings that will set your social dial to MAX FUN.
And if you don’t dig our picks, there are tons of other events to check out on BYT ALL CITY (side note: promoters/venues: posting events on ALL CITY is free and open to all-so please use it, WE PROMISE this is much more effective than posting random comments on posts)
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WELCOME TO ALMOST WINTER. You can:
- HAVE THE BEST DECEMBER EVER, courtesy of some fun tips from us
- Go exclusively to non-douchey bars this season
- Get all your rules, tips and tricks for coffee from a world-famous coffee tasting champion.
- Eat your way through 2013′s DC restaurant offerings or check out ALL of the fall/winter food specials and events right over here.
- and, oh yeah, NEVER BE HUNGOVER EVER AGAIN
 
Now for tonight:
- Bob’s Burgers son and all-around funny person who we have loved for years Eugene Mirman headlines Chanu-Comedy: A Festival of Laughs tonight at Sixth & I. Kurt Braunohler and Derrick Brown join him for this excellent bill. Come back to this site later today for a Eugene Mirman interview.
- If you’re into standup but don’t want to spend a medium amount of funny dollars, Haywood Turnipseed Jr hosts HIGHWAY ROBBERY at the Wonderland Ballroom.
- If you’re into funny but the idea of stand up disgusts you, Bare! True Stories of Sex, Desire and Romance is at the Black Fox Lounge.
- If you’re into funny but only the kind that’s in ABC dramas, CAUSE is hosting a Scandal themed panel discussion and mixer about cheating. Hilarious!
- for non-funny:
- Silent Night, Deadly Night opens at the Angelika. Get in the evil holiday spirit! Then check out our DC HOLIDAY MOVIE GUIDE for all of your cherry celluloid needs!
- Stay evil and go check our Megadeth at the Fillmore! If you really hate Obama and really love stone-washed jeans, THIS IS YOUR SHOW!
- If you’re into the exact opposite type of music than Megadeth, Jagwar Ma headlines U St Music Hall
- If you’re into music and movement, Ballet Hispanico is teaching free salsa classes to live music over at The Kennedy Center (before they perform a free show for you).
- If you’re into music and your own voice, head downtown for Hill Country’s Rock ‘N’ Twang Live Karaoke with drink specials.
