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Welcome to your daily Hit List featuring the shows, events, gatherings, and so on that will keep your social life slightly above average.

Madeline Kenney is at DC9 tonight. Read our interview / find out her feelings on creep clowns here.

Ed Sheeran is at the Capitol One Arena again. The first time I heard an Ed Sheeran song was while watching the third Bridget Jones movie and it made me so mad.

Use Oktoberfest as an excuse to get drunk on a Wednesday at Dacha.

Dave Chappelle begins a 15 show, 11 night run at the Warner Theatre. #DCPublicSchools

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Hello Shark, Golden Papo, and Generifus are at Comet.

Pharaoh Haqq presents the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled at Suns Cinema.

It’s 5% Day at Whole Foods, which means 5% of the days profits will go to DC Arts and Humanities Education Collaborative’s “Arts and Humanities for Every Student” program. Go buy some avocados or something.

If none of these options float your boat, check out our AGENDA for more ideas (side note: promoters/venues: posting events in the AGENDA is free and open to all-so please use it.)