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BYT Murder ClubEvery Thursday in January at Suns Cinema

As we all know, there is no murder like a snowed-in murder so we are very excited to be partnering with D.C.’s own Suns Cinema on a month of mysteries. BYT will be curating the Thursday nights – all of which are going to be retro, closed-room, slightly-campy mysteries. Join us for Murder By Death January 18 and Clue January 25.

All the Money in the World Now playing in D.C.

The first mistake was even casting Kevin Spacey in the first place. In Ridley Scott’s All the Money in the World, Spacey would play J. Paul Getty, an oil tycoon who outright refused to pay a ransom when his grandson was kidnapped. We saw an initial trailer of the Spacey version, with the middle aged actor wearing awkward prosthetics to make him look older, and those clips were never entirely convincing. But then the Spacey scandal broke, and Scott replaced him with Christopher Plummer. That Scott was able to complete the reshoots, amounting to a coherent film, is downright astonishing. Still, the miscasting extended well beyond Spacey, and the movie’s misanthropy lacks the wit of Scott’s other recent films. -Alan Zilberman

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Call Me By Your Name Now playing in D.C.

The subtle build of anticipation makes the coming of age romance Call Me By Your Name so irresistibly delicious. Whether it be the fruit in the orchards in this film, ripening until ready to be picked and savored, or the tender romance between two men of disparate ages, the buzz for this film has grown over the past several months. It’s been ten years since the novel by the same name by André Aciman was published, and over that time, it’s become a beloved coming of age story, especially within the gay community. This movie itself was as hotly anticipated as the romance within the plot of the film. Both deliver, with fulfilling results. -Diana Metzger

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Coco Now playing in D.C.

Coco – along with Inside Out, Pixar’s best original property since Up – is unique enough, but also relies on the films of Pixar past to reignite that passion. Considering Coco is largely a film about remembering the past and paying homage to those that came before, this could’ve come off as a bug, but instead works as a feature. -Ross Bonaime

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Darkest Hour Now playing in D.C.

It’s an interesting move in 2017 to make a movie in which a narcissistic, anti-establishment politician is the hero. Even more so when that politician peddles propaganda, eschews peace and diplomacy, and touts himself as a representative of the common subway riders – despite having been born into the wealthy upper class of society. Given that the last year has been like, one can’t help but think of Donald Trump while watching Darkest Hour, the new film centered on the first three weeks of Winston Churchill’s incomparable career as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. But in hinting at some of the superficial similarities of the two, the core differences are thrown into sharp relief. -Trisha Brown

The Disaster Artist Now playing in D.C.

The Disaster Artist – which chronicles the making of The Room – doesn’t attempt to reconsider The Room as an unheralded masterpiece, or Wiseau as the Ed Wood of a new generation. Instead The Disaster Artist smartly tells a story of ambition and dedication, and the joy that viewing a film like The Room can give. The unexpected success of The Room and Wiseau’s rise to popularity through his film is far more fascinating than anything Wiseau could’ve written, and The Disaster Artist taps into the beauty of what The Room actually mean to its audiences. -Ross Bonaime

Read our feature about working with Wiseau, “Escaping (The) Room”

Downsizing Now playing in D.C.

Downsizing is an unfortunate film. Supposedly a satire, Alexander Payne’s newest film is little more than a movie about a tiny, flabbergasted Matt Damon. I tried to tell myself that there are people who will enjoy the cute nature of some elements of the film but here’s the thing: while some of this is cute, it rapidly undermines itself, and that isn’t cute. -Vesper Arnett

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Ferdinand Now playing in D.C.

As an adult, I hope for a couple things when I see a movie meant for children: the story makes me nostalgic for my own childhood, there is a bit of adult humor that go over the kids’ heads, and I could imagine the movie not driving me crazy in multiple viewings. Unfortunately, Ferdinand dashed any of those hopes, like a bull in a china shop. Get ready for more bull puns, folks, because that’s really what will get me through writing a negative review of a movie I truly wanted to enjoy. -Diana Metzger

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The Florida Project Now playing in D.C.

Broadly, The Florida Project is an observation of working poverty just outside “the happiest place on Earth” – Disney World. But what resonates about the story is that it’s told primarily through the view of Moonee, a six-year-old who is both weary and innocent enough to thrill in hearing the choppy sound of her own voice through an electric fan. -Trisha Brown

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The Greatest Showman Now playing in D.C.

When I walked into the theater twenty minutes before a screening of The Greatest Showman, the soundtrack to the film was playing. It was part of a “getting people into the spirit” effort – there was also free popcorn and balloon creations of some kind – but it was a terrible idea. Not because the music was bad, and not even because it was too loud for 10 a.m. on a Sunday morning. Playing the soundtrack to The Greatest Showman before the audience can see the movie is a bad idea because even though the music is perfectly fine, the film is a hell of a lot more fun to watch than it is to listen to. -Trisha Brown

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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Now playing in D.C.

In writer-director Jake Kasdan’s 2006 film The TV Set, a TV writer worries himself sick about the material he might be putting out into the universe. At one point, the main character states, “If I don’t worry about the content in my show, then I’m part of the problem! I’m making the world more mediocre!” Lately it seems like Hollywood simply runs on easy to promote, big-budget takes on existing properties, ever since films like Jurassic World and 21 Jump Street proved that literally any idea could be revitalized successfully. With Kasdan’s latest film, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, it’s the rare reboot that is better than the original – albeit slightly – yet it’s still the type of mediocrity that Kasdan once fretted about putting into the world. -Ross Bonaime

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Justice League Now playing in D.C.

The differences in the way Patty Jenkins filmed Wonder Woman and the ways Snyder/Whedon made Justice League are astonishing, but they’re likely to get lost in the generally mediocre quality of Justice League. It’s easy to ignore sexism when there’s so much other stuff to latch on to. But if the last month or two has taught us anything, it’s that misogyny has become so pervasive in Hollywood that its easily overlooked, and that’s a big part of the problem. Don’t let the reasons that Justice League is bad distract you from the reasons that it’s toxic. -Trisha Brown

Lady BirdNow playing in D.C.

Lady Bird captures the feelings of high school – exhilaration and queasiness chief among them – better than any other film in years. Still, it is so much more than a typical coming of age story: writer and director Greta Gerwig, making her solo directing debut, looks at her characters warmly, with ample psychological and anthropological depth. -Alan Zilberman

Loving VincentNow playing in D.C.

In order to bring the art of Vincent Van Gogh to life for the film Loving Vincent, directors Dorota Kobiela and Hugh Welchman commissioned over a hundred painters to create more than 60,000 oil paintings. Because of the painstaking care and love for the artist’s work, Loving Vincent took over seven years to create, an outstanding achievement that turns some of Van Gogh’s 800 paintings from his ten year career into an animated take of his last moments. Despite the remarkable work that goes into bringing Loving Vincent to screen, it’s the story that isn’t worth the paint used to tell it. -Ross Bonaime

 

Molly’s Game Now playing in D.C.

Aaron Sorkin’s directorial debut is pretty much what one would expect going into the film, classically Sorkin in a dialogue-heavy, sure to make some annoyed and delight others. Molly’s Game is alright. There’s a lot to want to come out of it, but the reality is that the real-life story is still being written, and Aaron Sorkin happens to be friends with some of Molly’s players. -Vesper Arnett

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Murder on the Orient Express Now playing in D.C.

For nearly thirty years, Kenneth Branagh’s filmography has struck a balance between high culture and populist entertainment. His Shakespeare adaptations like Henry V and Othello were sincere attempts to bring the Bard to a wider audience, while cult hits like Dead Again were terrific Hollywood baubles. His latest film, an adaptation of Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express, continues in that tradition. It is explicitly NOT for longtime fans of Christie, her beloved Belgian detective Hercule Poirot, or the 1974 Sidney Lumet adaptation. Branagh accomplishes something tricky: his film stands on its own – mixing a hammy, old-fashioned procedural with modern direction and effects – but longtime fans of Christie or Lumet may enjoy how this version compares and contrast with previous ones. -Alan Zilberman

Paddington 2 Now playing in D.C.

The London of the Paddington films seems completely self-contained and separate from the rest of the world. The area that the floppy-hat-wearing Peruvian bear Paddington lives is charmingly free of cynicism or hate, but instead is a welcome world full of heart and compassion and earnestness. There’s a smiling face on every corner and a marmalade sandwich under every hat. Perhaps the greatest gift that the Paddington films can give is a joyous, charming world that can make its audience forget about the dark realities of the modern day. In 2018, sometimes all a film needs is a bit of kindness to brighten the world just a tiny bit. -Ross Bonaime

Phantom Thread Now playing in D.C.

To his credit and my relief, Anderson eschews the sprawling scope of Magnolia and There Will Be Blood. The scale of Phantom Thread is relatively specific, even narrow, with an attention to detail that demands constant engagement. Absent any answers or explanations, Anderson examines the clash between romance and idiosyncrasy – and the results can be sharply funny. -Alan Zilberman

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The Post Now playing in D.C.

The Post is the angriest film Steven Spielberg has ever made. That is a compliment: his anger comes with a verve and passion that we have not quite seen since Munich. The film, a docudrama about how The Washington Post came to publish excerpts of The Pentagon Papers, would not exist without Donald Trump becoming President. The events of 2017 loom over The Post, set in the early 1970s, so its polemics are pointed at the modern erosion of our norms, and the first amendment. Aside from all that, the film moves at a steady clip, mixing the paranoia of All the President’s Men with the exhaustive procedural detail of Spotlight. This is not Spielberg at his best, although the clarity of its purpose just might rattle audiences out of an oppressive, numbing status quo. -Alan Zilberman

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The Shape of Water Now playing in D.C.

No one does creatures quite like Guillermo del Toro. In films like Hellboy and Pan’s Labyrinth, del Toro created monsters deserving of our empathy, while maintaining their otherworldly feeling. Most movie monsters are either cute, or grotesque. Del Toro aims for something more ambitious than that, forcing us to deal with our prejudice along the way. The Shape of Water represents the culmination of del Toro’s work. It is not just a monster movie: it is a provocative alchemy of a fairy tale and Cold War noir, going further than most films in the genre dare, so its sincere emotional beats are well-earned. -Alan Zilberman

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi Now playing in D.C.

Gadgets and props define so much of the Star Wars galaxy. Longtime fans cannot think of Vader without his helmet, Luke without his lightsaber, or Han without his vest. Rian Johnson, the writer and director of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, is keenly aware of what these objects represent. How he uses them – he venerates some, while disregarding others – serves as a statement of purpose. Unlike The Force Awakens, a fun film that relied on the original trilogy, The Last Jedi wants to tell a new kind of story. This is a deliberate shift away from the soap opera surrounding the Skywalker family, and instead has a grander canvas, with more ambitious themes. It is unclear how this film will rank among others in the franchise, but for now The Last Jedi’s wildly succeeds as entertainment, and being arguably the darkest Star Wars film yet. -Alan Zilberman

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Thor: Ragnarok Now playing in D.C.

The best part in the original Thor film is a throwaway line of comedy. Thor drinks a cup of coffee, exclaims he wants another, then smashes the cup like a viking out of water. The film was Shakespearean in scope, and not just because Kenneth Branagh directed it: it was about the Bard’s constant themes of betrayal, family, leadership, and responsibility. Still, the movie’s biggest laugh was the best indication of where the films would go: Chris Hemsworth revealed himself as a gifted comic actor, and now the franchise reflect those sensibilities. Thor: Ragnarok is the closest the Marvel Cinematic Universe has gotten to a full-on comedy, but even with Taika Waititi directing, it cannot overcome the problems facing this franchise – problems that have only more glaring as it continues. -Alan Zilberman

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Now playing in D.C.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is outrageous, and about outrage. All its characters are angry to the core, but none more than Mildred, writer/director Martin McDonagh’s fierce, committed protagonist. Like many of his previous films and plays, McDonagh creates a sense of community, so the stakes of omnipresent anger are higher than a typical black comedy. No one can simply run away, and no one is willing to back down. There is a deeper purpose here – McDonagh unearths the failures of the American justice system – except he pulls back just when his satirical knife should plunge deeper. For a film where a grown woman thinks nothing of kicking a teenage girl in her genital area, it is strange how McDonagh ultimately loses his nerve. -Alan Zillberman

Wonder Now playing in D.C.

Wonder looks as if it was made by a committee to manipulate its audience into crying as much as possible. As if casting Jacob Tremblay wasn’t enough, his character of Auggie has facial deformities that makes his eyes look like actual tears, while his father – played by Owen Wilson – feels straight out of Marley & Me, complete with lovable dog. Wonder should be a saccharine, pandering film that tries at every turn to leave its audience in tears – and at times it comes dangerously close to being just this – but Wonder instead becomes a inspiring and sincere film about kindness and caring for others that transcends the usual YA adaption trappings. -Ross Bonaime

 

 

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