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There are two conversations related to delivery Burger King I have been a part of too many times to count. The first is only tangentially connected, but undeniably connected nonetheless. It goes something like this: It’s a Friday night. You start pounding back beers at 5 (once work is out), and then move on to stronger—less friendly—liquids as the night progresses. Eventually, Friday night “happens.” Someone almost gets hit by a car, someone leaves their credit card at the bar, and someone *almost* leaves their iPhone in the cab (…or something). You all get home (or to someone’s home), take off your shoes (and also probably clothes), and all realize that the “drunchies” are a real thing. And, not only are they are real thing, but that you all have the drunchies RIGHT NOW. Movement is not an option—obviously. And so, the question arises: “Does McDonalds deliver?”

And the answer, that inevitably follows: “No.”

Everyone is bummed. And, so, you do this:

So yeah. That’s the first conversation. The second goes something like this: “I heard Burger King delivers.” To which the response is (alternatively): “oh,” “maybe,” “I don’t care,” “who knows,” and “dude stop fucking talking about Burger King what is wrong with you?”

BASICALLY, moral of the story, NO ONE CARES WHETHER/IF BURGER KING DELIVERS BUT IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT IF MCDONALDS DID.

Well, the other day, I decided to do what no one asked me to do and try out delivery BK for myself. I got the Big Mac wannabe, fries, and a chocolate shake. The results were…expected. On their website, Burger King claims “We have specially designed delivery packaging and carriers that keep the hot items hot, and the cold items cold, and maintaining a crispness on those items you would expect.” This was the “specially designed delivery package” in which my fries arrived:

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Lol. Yeah, Burger King, super science. The other things were not even veiled in “special delivery packages.” Just a burger and a milkshake.

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Though expected delivery time was ~45 minutes, I got my order in under 20. Do you want me to tell you what everything tasted like now? It tasted like Burger King, dudes.

That’s that. I ordered delivery Burger King and it tasted like Burger King.

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