I'd doctor an old photo and say your cat was involved in the Third Reich in Nazi Germany and get the cat extradited out of the country to stand trial...
The weather is horrible and the television is amazing. Welcome to March. If you're not into the boob tube (and you really should be because it's never been bett...
Saw a "no left turn" sign on Rosa Parks Blvd. today. Thought to self "that wouldn't have stopped Rosa Parks." Anyway, got huge ticket. — @brookswheelan ...