in heat like this:
who can blame you for wanting to stay in,
double up on your netflix supscription
and
watch some vintage noir circa 1981 or whatever year you were born in.
BYT recommends with all of their melting heart
“Body heat” an early 80s scorcher
by Lawrence Kasdan
featuring
a nebbishy moustached
William Hurt
and
a delightfully sweaty
Kathleen Turner
back in the day when her legs were still the finest in business
and the raspy voice was used for seduction and not to play Chandler’s transvestite father on “friends”.
A VERY FINE MOVIE TO SCARE SOMEONE AWAY WITH
OR
MAKE THEM WANT TO LICK spilled beverages off of you.