in heat like this:
who can blame you for wanting to stay in,
double up on your netflix supscription
watch some vintage noir circa 1981 or whatever year you were born in.
BYT recommends with all of their melting heart
“Body heat” an early 80s scorcher
by Lawrence Kasdan
a nebbishy moustached
a delightfully sweaty
back in the day when her legs were still the finest in business
and the raspy voice was used for seduction and not to play Chandler’s transvestite father on “friends”.
A VERY FINE MOVIE TO SCARE SOMEONE AWAY WITH
MAKE THEM WANT TO LICK spilled beverages off of you.
accidentally spilled beverages of course.
(this is where the strength of character and the weakness of moral fiber come into play)
and some fiiiiiizine whiskey bar banter:
You can stand here with me if you want but you’ll have to agree not to talk about the heat.