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HELLO

WELCOME TO SPORTS MORNING TODAY’S EDITION OF SPORTS MORNING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY BALLS

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FIRST OF ALL I DONT KNOW IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD BUT IF YOU DO JOIN ME IN PRAYERS OF THANKS THAT THE HORRIBLE EURO-CURSE OF FOOTYBALL IS OVER:

AT LEAST IT WASNT A BORING GAME

AND I FULLY AGREE WITH THEIR MVP CHOICE

YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED SOCCER MEN. WELL, YOUR GIRLFRIENDS WILL BE. BUT THAT’S IT!

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IN ANOTHER, MORE MANLY USA SPORT, OF BASKETBALL WHICH FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IN JULY, THIS HAPPENED:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H76DwHgOwpA

NO WAIT I MEAN THIS

THE STATE OF CLEAVLAND IS TAKING IT PRETTY WELL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpNKbtjaEC4

THEY WROTE HIM A NICE NOTE

DEAR LEBRON,

COMIC SANS IS THE BEST FONT FOR HATRED

SIGNED,

YOUR MOM

NO HARD FEELINGS LEBRO

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MORE SPORTS

IN THE SPORT OF GAY/DIX…DOT DOT DOT

MEETING SPORTS STARS IS VERY EXCITING BUT ITS EVEN BETTER WHEN THEY SLAP YOU IN THE FACE

GAMBLING IS A SPORT BECAUSE IT HAS WINNERS SUCH AS HIM

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FINALLY THE SAD NEWS THAT THEY CAUGHT THE BAREFOOT BANDIT, CHAMPION OF THE SPORT OF PLANE STEALING AND BAREFOOT ASS KICKING

HIS MOM SAYS I DONT SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. SUCH HUMILITY IN THE FACE OF UTTER GREATNESS

WE SHALL ALWAYS SING HIS SONG IN PRAISE OF HIM

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AND FINALLY IN NEWS OF GOLF:

CHECK PLEASE!

THANKS FOR READING SPORTS MORNING

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