Hey there, good morning!

  • Slowest news day ever?
  • The conjoined lawsuits of Bill O’Reilly and Andrea Mackris contain everything future generations might want to know about what made this era so hopeless and rotten.
  • Ultimate time waster of the day: VINTAGE VOGUE PHOTO SHOOTS 4 EVER. Included in the price of admission: a very young, very gorgeous Candace Bergen

  • Because everyone needs a Batman name:

  • If Rube Goldberg did cartoons for Penthouse, they’d probably look something like this:

  • Adorably racist?
  • The future is bleak: