Hey there, good morning!
- Slowest news day ever?
- The conjoined lawsuits of Bill O’Reilly and Andrea Mackris contain everything future generations might want to know about what made this era so hopeless and rotten.
- Ultimate time waster of the day: VINTAGE VOGUE PHOTO SHOOTS 4 EVER. Included in the price of admission: a very young, very gorgeous Candace Bergen
- Because everyone needs a Batman name:
- If Rube Goldberg did cartoons for Penthouse, they’d probably look something like this:
- Jeff Koons must die.
- Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, and Jon Stewart = PARTEEEEEEEEE
- Adorably racist?
- The future is bleak: