Good morning and happy Thursday, everyone! This Rise & Shine is marginally more educational than usual, so get learnin.
- Vintage pinups are the pinnacle of art. Robert Downey Jr is the pinnacle of sexy. It’s not rocket science.
- Your bimonthly “20-somethings are lazy sacks of shit” article: New York Times edition.
- Your triweekly “kids these days have ADHD squared” article.
- Rise and Shine in a nutshell:
- 3D porn, on the other hand, is something I’ll never need to see.
IRON MAIDEN KNOWS HOW TO PARTY
- As is Hyperbole and a Half. I somehow think the author and Libby would be biffles.
- Cale, take note: Zombie ants will destroy your home.