GOOD — nay — GREAT MORNING! Swamp town temperatures are taking a break this morning, so why shouldn’t you? Also, IT’S FRIDAY.
- Not to make you feel like an asshole for complaining about your commute (probably today) but…your week didn’t suck that much. You know how I know? You don’t live here.
- Also, you should take solace in the fact that you didn’t eat Chobani yogurt this morning because something foul is happening. And if you did…god-speed.
- Okay enough finger pointing and fear mongering! To make up for it, feast your eyes on this cat cuteness.
- And now feast on some actual food because something delicious is happening at ShakeShack. No, you’re not still dreaming.
- In other food news — Said Association of French Bakers to Kanye West: “From the other lines in the song, we have come to understand that you may in fact be a “God.” Yet if this were the case — and we, of course, take you at your word — we wonder why you do not more frequently employ your omnipotence to change time and space to better suit your own personal whims.” YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP.
- There’s nothing to get your blood pumping in the morning quite like a good ol’ celebrity sex tape. Alyssa Milano’s is very instructive.
- Finally, celebrate the weekend and Jon Stewart’s return to The Daily Show with this awesome clip fully making up for his absence all summer. And so does the picture below.
‘Til next time, IT’S THE FREAKIN’ WEEKEND SO: