GOOD — nay — GREAT MORNING! Swamp town temperatures are taking a break this morning, so why shouldn’t you? Also, IT’S FRIDAY.

 penny

  • Not to make you feel like an asshole for complaining about your commute (probably today) but…your week didn’t suck that much. You know how I know? You don’t live here.

spongebob

toy story

  • Okay enough finger pointing and fear mongering! To make up for it, feast your eyes on this cat cuteness.

shaq

  • In other food news — Said Association of French Bakers to Kanye West: “From the other lines in the song, we have come to understand that you may in fact be a “God.” Yet if this were the case  —  and we, of course, take you at your word  —  we wonder why you do not more frequently employ your omnipotence to change time and space to better suit your own personal whims.” YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP.
  • There’s nothing to get your blood pumping in the morning quite like a good ol’ celebrity sex tape. Alyssa Milano’s is very instructive.

jersey shore

jon stewart

‘Til next time, IT’S THE FREAKIN’ WEEKEND SO:

treat yo self

 

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