Rise & Shine: The Internet Told Me….
svetlana | Jan 25, 2011 | 8:15AM | Uncategorized

All the hot internet gossip you can handle in the morning. XOXO, Svetlana & Andrew

  • Here’s a wake up call for you: Kurt Loder graduated high school in 1963. Kurt Loder was 25 when Woodstock happened. Kurt Loder has NEVER been not-old.
  • Meryl Streep, on the other hand, is like a fine wine:

  • Detroit is home to more abandoned skyscrapers than anywhere in the world– hence: ruin porn.

  • “perhaps the idea of humans existing as marine mammals is not so far fetched after all.”

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drinking vodka, orange juice, and sprite and looking up cults/mass suicides on google and wikipedia with my headphones on and my door locked. what more could i ask for? wait, a dog. thats what i would ask for. i just want a fucking dog. i’ve always wanted a dog. is that so much to ask for?