Good morning, Starshine! The earth says…
- Get funky:
- And never eat the crap on this Tumblr.
- Go fishing with your hands! These men and women do it without rods (and naked, for the most part.)
- Remember that Friends was a great show– the finale wasn’t nearly as shitty as some finales *cough, cough* Sopranos *cough, cough.*
- And that Blue-era Weezer is the template followed by every band you should love.
- But most importantly, don’t forget to bathe yourself.
