Mornin’ Internet! What’s the perfect way to start off the day? With a big cup of your mom!
- Ok, maybe that dig wasn’t so good, but here are few that’ll put anybody in their place.
- And here, here, and here are a couple more, just for good measure.
- Coke bottle glasses and football helmet-braces not getting your kids pushed into lockers enough? Temp tat them up with their allergies. They’ll be Mr. Miyagi eligible in no time. That is your end game, no?
- #StraightUpTellSomeoneThey’reHot. Here’s looking at you Donald Glover, Andy Samberg, Mr. Jackson-my 9th grade science teacher, Dave Grohl singing “Best of You”, the guy in the FroYo next door to Subway, Joaquin Phoenix in Walk the Line…
- Tumblr of the day: ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
- If you insist on taking selfies, at least try to make them interesting.
- Are you teetering on the precipice of success, or on the verge of becoming a complete sellout?
- And in other grown-up news, the only way to achieve a really clean mouth is to abuse your gums at least once daily.
Venture forth now, ‘Netters. And always remember….