Rise and Shine: The Internet Told Me So…
Alana Wise | Jul 10, 2013 | 8:15AM |

Mornin’ Internet! What’s the perfect way to start off the day? With a big cup of your mom!


  • Coke bottle glasses and football helmet-braces not getting your kids pushed into lockers enough? Temp tat them up with their allergies. They’ll be Mr. Miyagi eligible in no time. That is your end game, no?
  • #StraightUpTellSomeoneThey’reHot. Here’s looking at you Donald Glover, Andy Samberg, Mr. Jackson-my 9th grade science teacher, Dave Grohl singing “Best of You”, the guy in the FroYo next door to Subway, Joaquin Phoenix in Walk the Line…
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Thursday 11/17
BYT Presents Into the Blue: National Portrait Gallery After Hours @ National Portrait Gallery - 8th and F St NW
$35.00 / $50.00
BYT presents A National Portrait Gallery After Hours Event Featuring the opening of Bill Viola: The Moving Portrait Tickets on sale at: https://intotheblue.eventbrite.com Video-art pioneer Bill Viola believes that cameras are the keepers of souls. From the moment he first picked up a video camera as an art student in 1970, he was captured by the technology. The exhibition “Bill Viola: The Moving Portrait” is the National Portrait Gallery’s first exhibition devoted to media art. ~~ Grab your newest profile portrait in the very Instagrammable courtyard: and hot jamz from: Junior Boys (DJ Set) Nuex (Live) DJ Chris Burns (CBRIP.com) Ticket includes open bar, featuring: Heineken / Skyy / Wild Turkey / Bulldog Gin ~~~ Specialty Cocktails by: McClellan's Retreat / The Riggsby / Bar Deco / Big Chief / Nopa ~~~ +PLUS+ Small bites from our friends: Cuba Libre / SKWR / P.J. Clarke's / Johnny Spero / Macon Bistro Also See The Outwin 2016: American Portraiture Today America's Presidents and more! +BONUS+ Gallery tours! Face Painter! Sillhouetes! Bubbles! OM Digital Photobooth! Instagram Printer! Infinity Light Room! Croosh Deets November 17, 8:30pm - 11:30pm Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery Entrance on F St NW Between 8th & 9th St NW Gallery Place Chinatown Red /Green/Yellow Line Metro LIMITED QUANTITY $35 discount advance tickets are available RIGHT NOW! Price will go up soon! No tickets will be sold at the door / We expect to sell out This is a 21+ event As always, there is no dress code, but let's all try to class it up, wear some blue, and stay on theme: Eiffel 65 / Tobias Funke / Smurfette / Avatar 4 / Dory / Max Rebo Azure / Cyan / Ultramarine / Teal / Cerulean / Periwinkle? Merman / Kraken / Poseidon / Nessie Baby / Carolina / Royal / Sky / Skyy Majestic waterfall / Raging river / Babbling brook / Stagnant pond Dr Manhattan / Mystique Our friends: Heineken / Skyy / OM Digital / Jackson Pro Audio ~~~ Brought to you by: BYT Productions BYT Productions / National Portrait Gallery ~ Stay informed: http://www.brightestyoungthings.com http://www.twitter.com/byt https://twitter.com/NPG
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Venture forth now, ‘Netters. And always remember….