Good Morning! You’ve been using Chinese takeout containers wrong your entire life!
- If worrying about whether or not you ate horse meatballs led to a restless night, wake yoself up with some SLEEPDANCING, courtesy of Matt&Kim.
- F*ck da Academy: Why digital video effects artists hate Hollywood.
- Well, a couple in New Jersey got married dressed as Shrek and Fiona. The world is ending.
- From “Boogie Nights” to “The Big Lebowski,” check out the 30 Greatest Rock ‘n Roll Movie Moments. Oh, and this one’s in there too.
- Hey. Here’s a daily reminder that you have absolutely no privacy on Facebook dot com.
- In other InterWeb news, here’s how to bypass Google’s two-factor authentication.
- Are you sick of looking awkward or in pain when you flash those pearly whites? Relax yo face.
- “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” star Nicholas Cage bought a pyramid.. to be buried in.
- Speaking of Nicholas Cage, scientists are flummoxed after discovering that SEA SLUGS have disposable penises.
- This cat’s head is stuck in a sandal.
- Moving on, ever wonder what human poop consists of? Well, wonder no more!
- This prison in Norway makes jail seem kind of awesome.
- Complex just ranked the Top 50 Best Rap Videos of the 90s. SPOILER ALERT: This (unsurprisingly) snagged the top spot.
- YOU GUYS, this pen let’s you draws things in 3D. How kewl is that.
- So it turns out our colonial ancestors knew how to party. Hard.
- In Awesome Photo Project of the Day: Here’s a super-sweet photoset of couples sleeping, (not as creepy as it sounds.)
- What’s better than watching Dave Grohl & co. rock out to Jessie’s Girl? The answer is nothing.
Happy Chuesday, y’all! Always remember…