Rise and Shine: The Internet Told Me So
Alyssa | Feb 26, 2013 | 8:15AM |

Good Morning! You’ve been using Chinese takeout containers wrong your entire life!

  • If worrying about whether or not you ate horse meatballs led to a restless night, wake yoself up with some SLEEPDANCING, courtesy of Matt&Kim. 

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Sunday 03/26
"Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters" a Live multimedia Nerd Comedy @ Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse
$10 / $10
Join us for a special comedy show as comedian/ cartoonist Mike Capozzola presents "Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters!" This is a multimedia comedy show about superheroes, action movies, sci-fi, monsters and secret agents. If you're a fan of Stark Trek, Star Wars, James Bond, Batman, Spiderman, Game of Thrones and time travel: DO NOT come to this show! These things are irreverently mocked and dissected by a pro. Mike's done the show at various theatres, comic book conventions, libraries and comedy festivals in the U.S. and the U.K. Mike Capozzola is a Bay Area based Stand Up Comedian and a published cartoonist (MAD Magazine, Ted Talks, WIRED, Best of McSweeney's). He's on the Advisory Board of The Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco. He produces and hosts the annual "Comics 4 Comix" comedy event there. www.Capozzola.com NOTE- this show is "PG-14" and runs about an hour. Only Ten bucks! "Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters" Prior Shows: East Bay Comic Con Berkeley Comic Festival San Francisco Comic Con Lafayette ComicFest 2016 York, England GeekFest 2016 The Nantucket Comedy Festival The Cartoon Museum of London The Sacramento Comedy Festival The Leavitt Theatre - Ogunquit, ME
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  • Hey. Here’s a daily reminder that you have absolutely no privacy on Facebook dot com. 
  • In other InterWeb news, here’s how to bypass Google’s two-factor authentication.
  • Are you sick of looking awkward or in pain when you flash those pearly whites? Relax yo face.

  • “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” star Nicholas Cage bought a pyramid.. to be buried in
  • Speaking of Nicholas Cage, scientists are flummoxed after discovering that SEA SLUGS have disposable penises.
  • This cat’s head is stuck in a sandal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un2jP8UAx3o

  • YOU GUYS, this pen let’s you draws things in 3D. How kewl is that. pen-4
  • So it turns out our colonial ancestors knew how to party. Hard.
  • In Awesome Photo Project of the Day: Here’s a super-sweet photoset of couples sleeping, (not as creepy as it sounds.)
  • What’s better than watching Dave Grohl & co. rock out to Jessie’s Girl? The answer is nothing.

Happy Chuesday, y’all! Always remember…

 

 

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