Don’t waste this fine afternoon doing nothing. Let Nationals Opening Day help you forget its Monday. Even if you don’t particularly care for baseball, Â the National’s give you plenty to cheer for. Because going to a baseball game has little to do with actually watching the game, and has everything to do with not being somewhere else. So if you haven’t been to a game in a long time, here’s what you have to look forward to.
- Max Scherzer’s different colored eyes.
- Bryce Harper, the stud.
- A reason to eat hot dogs–way too many hot dogs.
- At the ballpark you can throw shit on the ground with reckless abandon.
- It’s also a great place for an afternoon nap. Much better than napping at a bar.
- There’s the splendor of the racing of the Presidents. Pro Tip: never put your money on Teddy.
- Unlike attending a Redskin’s game, you might even see the team actual win.
- And if you don’t want to spend the ridiculous amount of money it costs for an Opening Day ticket, which are sold-out regeardless. Here’s an excuse to thoroughly enjoy some of the Navy Yard quality happy hours specials.
