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Maryland Deathfest is back in Baltimore this weekend and you know what that means?!?! You’ll be able to get your car’s windshield poorly cleaned by a gross dude with a dog at literally every intersection in Baltimore. But even better, I’ll be able to relive the time I was unceremoniously dumped AT Deathfest in 2008 which caused me to dramatically crumple to the ground on Gay Street. Gay Street. If you’re unfamiliar with Deathfest, it’s a weekend filled with metal music you most likely haven’t heard of (unless you’re a pro) which is why we’re taking the time to rank every band on Deathfest, based entirely on name alone.

72. Occultist
71. Myxoma

70. Cryptopsy
69. Goratory
68. Ecoffination
67. Agoraphobic Nosebleed

66. Noothgrush
65. Nightbringer
64. Raids
63. Iron Lung
62. Autopsy
61. Necropsy

60. Embalmer
59. Exumer
58. Exhumed
57. Organ Dealer
56. Genocide Pact
55. GosT
54. Fucking Invincible

53. Disparo
52. Decrepit Birth
51. Usurper

50. Cognitive
49. Ex-Dementia
48. Mother Brain
47. Father Befouled

46. Vader
45. Stormtroopers of Beer
44. Fissure
43. Flash Out
42. Fiend
41. Conan

40. Candlemass
39. Die Choking
38. Torture Rack
37. Gorgasm
36. Captain Cleanoff

35. Dopethrone
34. In the Woods…
33. October Tide
32. Acheron
31. War Master

30. Morbid Saint
29. Suppression
28. Behexen
27. SubRosa
26. Kerasphorus

25. Samothrace
24. P.L.F.
23. Junior Bruce
22. Siege
21. Macabre

20. Crud
19. Acid King
18. Birdflesh
17. Insect Warfare
16. Skeletal Remains

15. Morbid Angel
14. Oranssi Pazuzu
13. UxDxSx
12. Nordjevel
11. Chepang

10. Tiamat
9. Sargeist
8. Fiend
7. Grave
6. Terrorizer
5. Root
4. Brodequin
3. UADA
2. Goolagoon

1. Meth Leppard

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