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To preface this post, I know some of you might prefer me to say “EMOJI” and not “EMOJIS”, but I’m not gonna do it. I’m just not. So now that you know that I choose to be polarizing, let’s talk about the new EMOJIS that are coming at us in June, which include lots of new phallic food items, a ton of rich people sports, AN AVOCADO and more. In light of this development, I have decided to give you a few examples of ways you can use some of the seventy-two new additions to depict practical (and perhaps slightly less practical) things that might come up in text conversations, such as:

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As you can see, the barfing and stop sign possibilities are ENDLESS! Which emojis will you be using the most? TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS.