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Our BYT Dinosaur has been hitting up the hottest parties in anticipation of our super-awesome prehistoric pride party “Capital Pride & Brightest Young Things present Homo Erectus – the Evolution of Pride“. Last Wednesday, the BYDino joined a caravan travelling up 11th Street and found himself at this month’s Pink Sock party at the Wonderland Ballroom amidst a bunch of Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. We managed to catch up with him before he was whisked away by mysterious man in a moustache.

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BYT Dinosaur: Shrieeek!! You humans really know how to have a good time. That flying dove behind the DJ booth really piqued my appetite, as did all the gorgeous people sweating to Cher. Speaking of which, I interested to learn that she is in fact a dinosaur like me.

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This party really gave me the opportunity to explore the aesthetics of your strange species. Some of them were sporting some serious crests like mine, though none quite as colorful. Others had hair sprouting out of their nostrils. Gross and completely unappetizing. Give me a scaly snout any day.

Lucky dino that I am, I was invited to try my claws at playing in the Gypsy band that took the stage ‘round midnight. I donned a lovely green number (to complement my fiery eyes) and did my very best Stevie Nicks impression, shrieking as low-pitched as possible, while DJ’s Matt Bailer, RAD and a troupe of other maestros played their metal thingamajigs and stringed whatchamacallits.

The rest of the night was a whirlwind. It’s tricky to smooch all the boys’ and girls’ tiny faces with these razor sharp teeth but I managed just fine. A cute fortune-teller in a turban gave me the upsetting news that I was soon to be extinct, so I ate him. I snagged a little baby’s breath to use as a toothpick and I was on my way. SHRIEEEEK!

Grab your Homo Erectus tickets before they become extinct at: dcpride.eventbrite.com

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Capital Pride & BrightestYoungThings.com present Homo Erectus – the Evolution of Pride on Saturday, June 12 at the iconic Washington Hilton. This is the official closing party of pride.

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