Let me just start by saying this: CRACK is offensive. Very, very offensive. But it is also hilariously funny.
This past weekend, perennial BYT and DC favorite Shea Van Horn (in his persona as Ms. Summer Camp) lead an all-awesome cast of performers in a holiday-themed drag cabaret that blew our collective minds. It included:
- Holiday cooking tips with tipsy cooks.
- Songs from beautiful and hideous performers.
- The latest edition of Drunk History Theater.
- Sarah Palin’s mission to get into Mrs. Claus’ bikini.
- Sexy aerobics instructors.
- Jesus.
- More scat than this writer is strictly comfortable with.
But you’re not interested in what I have to say. You just want the ridiculous photos.
