Goodrich Gevaart, aka Daddy’s Little Party Boi, is our favorite party boy. He’s also an expert on rock and roll. Let’s learn about romance!
If you’re anything like me, and trust me you are, you’re looking for a new Valentine’s Day playlist. Something smooth, sexy, but not the same old love songs. In your years of living, loving (it’s not JUST a woman Robert Plant) you’ve played all the sexual and sensual hits: Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield, Bon Iver, Oingo Boingo, Madonna, Boyz II Men, Kottonmouth Kings… You need something brand new for the bedroom!
So I went out of my way to find some unknown treasures for Valentine’s Day. And when these hot tunes help to serenade that special someone (or someones! I’m totes poly friendly you guys) please let me know. I really love to know that I’m helping the lovers in the world. <3 <3 <3
The Mentors “Wine You, Dine You, 69 You”
What else does your lover want than to be pampered? A nice glass of wine to relax you, a fancy meal to really satisfy you, and your favorite sexual position to cap off the night. El Duce, the singer for The Mentors knew his lady liked 69 and he wasn’t afraid to tell the whole world about it. I’d say there isn’t a better ideal lover for a hetero woman out there than the delightful El Duce.
GG Allin “Gimme Some Head”
Sometimes you just gotta’ be honest with what you want, ya know? Leave it up to the king of rock n roll himself Kevin “GG” Allin to lay it all out on the table. I feel like Kevin is usually the type of giving lover we don’t see enough of these days. The kinda fella thats earned the right to be a little sleazy sometimes. So here’s to you GG, hope someone is out there giving you head in heaven.
Skrewdriver “Boots N Braces”
With 50 Shades of Grey bringing BDSM to the mainstream moms out there, I figured it would be a perfect time to include this ode to fetish gear. Frontman Ian Stuart was one of the lesser known rockers into the fetish lifestyle, but his lyrics detailing dom boots and restrictive suspenders show his true inner sexual wants and desires. Don’t be afraid anymore! Let your lovers know the adventures you’d like to try! Let Skrewdriver be your soundtrack to a new exciting lifestyle!
Bikini Kill “Suck My Left One”
GIRLS TO THE FRONT – of talking about sex! This sexy jam has Bikini Kill frontwoman Kathleen Hanna professing her love for anatomically correct strap-ons. She likes her men to suck on her dildo’d testicles and I couldn’t be more happy for her. Also I feel like this is a perfect time to mention this column is sponsored by Adam&eve.com. Put in promo code RIOTGRRRRRRLL to receive 15% off discount and three free adult DVD’s!
The Bloodhound Gang “Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny”
Speaking of Riot Girl, these Pennsylvania boys love to please their women. No more clearly stated than on this ode to cunnilingus. Jimmy Pop Ali and the boys love to go downtown, and these thick jungle drums really set the mood for intense oral satisfaction. This also reminds me of a joke I once heard, the setup is a bit fuzzy to me but I remember the punchline was “why don’t they make the whole pussy out of the black box?” Maybe you had to be there.
David Allen Coe “Cum Stains On The Pillow”
Not everyone is lucky enough to have a special someone on Valentine’s Day and this song is the perfect ode to the one that got away. Sometimes it’s the thing you least suspect that reminds you of that old flame, and for the crooner David Allen Coe, it’s the remnants of past lovemaking sessions adorning the fabric where he rests his head. Pour yourself a little glass of something special and put this woeful track on if you wanna get all wistful.
Blowfly “Can I Come In Your Mouth”
Consent is incredibly important when it comes to sex. That’s the takeaway from this smooth groove. Blowfly is a man of very carnal desires but he makes sure his lover is OK with these things before he runs off and just does them. I, for one, say, “Good for you Blowfly.”
Genitorturers “Cum Junkie”
Love and sex can get messy sometimes. To quote that theme song from that show from a long time ago “Take the good, take the bad, take them all and there you have, a woman addicted to cum”. In this very sad, and TRUE, story about a woman who is addicted to male semen, we find that love can be the thing that keeps you down sometimes. My only question is if sometimes people are addicted to drugs they will suck dick for them…if you are addicted to the result of sucking dick…[insert a punchline your dad would laugh at here]?
Childbirth “I Only Fucked You As A Joke”
I thought I’d throw one fun one in here.
There you go! Hope this steamy playlist gets you going this Valentine’s Day. And if there’s any songs I missed, please let me know! <3 <3 <3