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Good news, guys; the Found Footage Festival is making some stops in the NYC area, which are as follows:

If you’re not familiar with the FFF, clearly you’ve been living under a rock and/or a Winnebago!

Should you choose to attend one of the showings, you’ll get to see all kinds of strange, hilarious and strangely hilarious found footage that the founders have compiled JUST FOR YOU after having scoured the nation’s dumpsters and thrift stores for old VHS tapes. It’s going to be amazing, and because we want so badly for you to experience the magic, we are giving away TWO PAIRS of tickets to TWO lucky winners! That’s double the chances we normally give you to win, so TAKE THEM!

So how do you enter? All you have to do is tell me an alternate thing that VHS could stand for besides Video Home System. (Example: Virginia Has Syphilis.) Leave your answers in the comments; we’ll cut off entries at noon on Friday 11/2, and the winners will be notified by email shortly thereafter. GOOD LUCK!