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Well hello and welcome back to another W-E-E-K-E-N-D! (That spells “WEEKEND”!) In the event you’re not planning to be a mega-Scot by celebrating Burns Night on Saturday (which I am, specifically because my last name is Burns) or planning to be a mega-Aussie by celebrating Australia Day on Sunday (which I am, specifically because I really like Tim Tams), there’s plenty to keep you busy! For instance, it’s the Brooklyn Podcast Festival! You can take courses on astrology and kombucha! Harriet the Spy is screening at Nitehawk Prospect Park! (That’s our GIF theme, clearly!) We’re gonna get into all of that momentarily, BUT FIRST…here’s a bunch of D0P3 C0NT3NT you might’ve missed on BYT this week if you were too busy taking a brief moment to look up from the hellscape that is our planet 2020 to wonder if Brad and Jen will ever get back 2gether lol!

We made you a real nice, real comprehensive guide to ALL OF THE WORTHWHILE MURDER MYSTERIES that are available for your binge-watching pleasure RIGHT NOW! Check it out and never leave your couch again! (Also get some great ideas for future DIY homicides!)

I ate the plant-based Snoop Dogg sandwich from Dunkin’ Donuts, which allowed me to make a Randy Jackson joke!

Here are 24 of our favorite funny people on what they’re hype on for the new year, like “getting a cool animal skull that is big enough to wear over my real head when I join a cannibal fuel gang.” WOW SAME TBH!

It’s the Brooklyn Podcast Festival this weekend! Here is a friendly reminder that I DON’T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR F*CKING PODCAST!

Photos from the Rise and Roar Women’s Unity Rally at Foley Square last Saturday! (It was real cold!)

And here’s a British TV show where meat eating families raise baby barnyard animals for a few weeks, and at the end have to choose 1. to become vegetarians to spare the animals, or 2. stay meat eaters and eat the animals! (Wow, v. WTF!)

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  • If you’re more in the mood for some hands-on knowledge, you can take a class called Kombucha 101 over at Farm.One! Tickets are $69+.
  • Not into that in the slightest? Just close out your weekend on a Brooklyn Podcast Festival note! Union Hall will host Dr. Gameshow Live, and tickets are $10 each!
  • Plus it’s The Bowery Boys: Landmarks Live! at the Bell House! Tickets are $20.
  • Or maybe you just really care about the flippin’ GRAMMYs for some reason, in which case head to Syndicated for a free viewing party!