Honey Boo Boo was in town yesterday and in honor of that momentous occasion, I would like to direct your attention to the fake Honey Boo Boo and Mama Bear accounts. Yes, they deliver just as much comedy gold as their TV show. Just take a peek at their page backgrounds:
Now these accounts may or may not have been verified as the actual people at one point. However, there is no way that’s true unless Honey Boo Boo Child is really explicit and her Caps Lock key is permanently stuck (and to be honest, I really wouldn’t be surprised). She and Mama Bear also occasionally banter back and forth. God, I hope they really talk like that to each other in the real world.
Unfortunately, neither account has been updated recently but still, there is some valid advice in there, such as Mama Bear telling us that “HANDS ARE [THE] BEST UTENSILS.” And Honey Boo Boo really speaks the truth when she tells the Twitterverse “#NOTHINGFEELSBETTERTHAN SKETTI IN MA BELLY.”
In the end, it’s probably just some guy poking fun at the newest societal obsession. But isn’t that the purpose of the Internet? Even if it is an 7-year old girl and her less-than-normal-yet-really-loving family.
In the words of Honey Boo Boo, “Deuces, y’all!”