Labor Day! It’s almost time to drink and drink and drink some more! In honor of this beautiful drunken occasion, let’s take a look at some of the best drunk novelty Twitter accounts out there on the world wide web!
All caps, all the time. He’s drunk and he’s angry, so it’s going to make for a hilarious Twitter feed, don’t you think? Very aggressive with all of the caps and the bright purple background. Then again, that’s what you would expect from a drunk Hulk.
A collection of drunken tweets/sayings of drunk chicks. Because us drunk chicks say some weird shit under the influence of alcohol. Don’t believe me? Check your sent texts from last weekend.
Now I’m not sure if this is novelty or it’s actually a drunken college student who just doesn’t go to class. Either way, it’s hilarious. This guy is all about the party, just like any other college student, unless you’re a nerd.
If you ever want to feel better about yourself after a night of heavy drinking full of bad decisions. It’ll make you feel better about what debauchery you got yourself into the night before.