On this mellifluous day in in 1964, Nic Cage was brought into this world to deliver us incalculable freakouts, gifs about bees, terrible great performances, greatly terrible performances, memes and more. He has blessed the soil of the earth with every step since 1964 (or circa 1870, if you believe the vampire lore) and brought joy to our hearts and laughter-cramps to our sides for 49 (or 143) years.
So it is with great pride we present this gem:
As well as this, our absolute favorite. We hope one day it will be canonized in the scriptures of whatever cult we start to praise his glory in a more official capacity.