Camping season is upon us! There will be hard hikes, hard nights, and hard conversations about who brought the toilet paper. Nobody should be caught with their pants down, so let’s breakdown the bear necessities when nature calls.
You’re Desperate – Cowboy Toilet Paper (Mullein leaves)
High five your ancestors while rocking to the classics.
You own a truck with a gun rack – Off Road Commode
“Now you can GO where your truck goes” and don’t forget “Not for use on moving vehicle!”
Hunting is your thing – Blazing Orange Bun Rub
Purely for the fashion minded hunter who wants to coordinate their outfits with business.
You question authority – Luggable Loo and Toilet Seat
For those who are so inclined to carry extra shit (aaahhh puns!) around.
You might be homeless – The Travel Toilet
Impress all your camping friends with your own throne.
You make questionable decisions at festivals – Shitbox
Comes with discreet bag.
Because pissing off a mountain isn’t freedom to you – Clean Mountain Cans
Carrying this waste can on your person clears up any confusion during those awkward moments when you can’t figure out who in the group tore ass.
You bought this cause it appeals to your NRA membership – The Ammo Box Toilet
Now you can be paranoid over your right to bear arms in bear country.
Bears shit in the woods, but I don’t – Clean Waste Go Anywhere Portable Toilet System
My girl won’t go camping with me – Glamping Luxury Tipi Bathrooms
Spend the weekend plumbing.
Till next time!