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Now I know we’re in the dead of January here and I do love a bitter cold winter. BUT it’s about this time that I really miss some OUTSIDE BEERS.

It’s never too early to prepare for drinking outside.

How’s about we go through the ABCs of crucial beer equipment & tips you’ll be needing any time of year.

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✖ ATTITUDE  

You’re going to need a solid vessel.

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✖ BACKPACKING ✖

Beer and backpacking can be tricky. Here are some options to tackle your thirst on top of Everest.

– This genius guy named Pat created a carbonator bottle and some concentrated beer packs. Probably tastes terrible on your couch but the best beer you’ve ever dropped down your gullet after 15 miles up a mountain and a bear fight:

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– Throw a Beeracuda around your neck to save some pack space.

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– F all those bulky pack stoves:

 

COOKING ✖

– Beer Mac & Cheese. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Google it.

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– Later, fish scales.

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– Drop a marshmallow in that stout.

STOUT

 

✖ CLEAN CAMP ✖

– Reach for some beer soap and clean off all those dog hairs.

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– You can use beer to put out your fire.

 

✖ HOLDING 

Now there are a billion beer holders like bottle holding sweat shirts, lanyards, beer gloves, etc, etc.

But I would avoid frat camp and stick with this bear face:

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Or just a soup can on a stick:

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✖ KILLING 

Now if things get dark out in the woods, you can always fashion a quick arrow or two from those empties.

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✖ OPENING 

This is where things get important. Take notes.

– While your dog sits idle waiting for you to make that fatal mistake, put him to good use.

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Bottle opener that reseals your beer. MY WYOMING COWBOY DAD APPROVED.

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– With your knife

– Hire this guy

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✖ STORAGE 

I’ve had this problem before. Not too long ago I was camping outside Cody, Wyoming when I witnessed a cowboy drop a downed tree across a small river. That tree would play river goalie all night preventing his beers from a watery escape and keeping them ice cold. I relive this memory every day.

– Next best thing. Fish net.

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– Your Kayak isn’t doing shit right now.

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✖ XYLOPHONING 

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Till next time, campers.

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