Outside of Vince Guaraldi’s Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, I’ve never been one for holiday music. Despite trying to expand my horizons, my determination to have A Very Charo Christmas left me only with one glorious single: “Mamacita – Donde Esta Santa Claus?” fortunately, my search left me with the following albums which will fuel me through another alcohol soaked holiday season.
because you are from jersey
because christmas is the season for indulgence
because it sounds like the soundtrack to a david lynch movie
because your little brother is still in his awkward goth phase.
because despite what your boyfriend might say, presents CAN be punk rock.
because some nerdz will buy any crap that george lucas signs his name to
because it’s a long meth-fueled drive home.
because 2012 is gonna be Bobby Brown’s year.
- Yule Be Miserable by Various Artists
because the holidays are the hardest time of the year.
- Oy to the World: A Klezmer Christmas by The Klezmonauts
because I’d rather have 8 days of presents instead of just one a year.
because there is only so much Captain & Tennille that one can take