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There is a weekend ahead of you. If you’re wondering what you should spend your precious streaming time on – spend it on these movies and shows which won’t be available on netflix as of April 1st. In short: A WHOLE LOT OF 1980s horror and comedy classics, plus some 1990s movies you forgot you even loved. Our picks have been highlighted

Movies leaving Netflix:

  • “Les Miserables” (1935)
  • “Jane Eyre” (1944)
  • “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” (1953) – Jane Russell + Marilyn Monroe AND THE HIGH SEAS.
  • “The Amityville Horror” (1979)
  • “Friday the 13th” (1980)
  • “Friday the 13th: Part 2” (1981)
  • “Friday the 13th: Part 3” (1982) – ALL OF JASON IS GONE
  • “Annie” (1982) – with the shitty remake out now on DVD they probably don’t want to call any comparisons to the 1982 classic.

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  • “Friday the 13th: Part 4: The Final Chapter” (1984)
  • “The Karate Kid” (1984) – ALL OF KARATE KID IS GONE TOO
  • “Clue” (1985) – we refuse to accept the fact that we won’t be able to watch Clue any ole time we want to (but then, everyone owns the DVD, right?)

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  • “Pee­wee’s Big Adventure” (1985) – Au Revoir Simone! (and Peevee)
  • “Friday the 13th: Part 6: Jason Lives” (1986)
  • “The Karate Kid: Part II” (1986)
  • “Good Morning, Vietnam” (1987) – they’re replaced it with Patch Adams and that is not acceptable
  • “Mystic Pizza” (1988) – still lovely
  • “Friday the 13th: Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan” (1989)
  • “The Karate Kid: Part III” (1989)
  • “Madeline” (1989)
  • “Coneheads” (1993) – still gloriously stupid

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  • “Philadelphia” (1993) – still a tearjerker
  • “Get Shorty” (1995) – still very funny
  • “Mumfie” (1995)
  • “The Quick and the Dead” (1995)
  • “Sense and Sensibility” (1995) – still a delight
  • “The Cable Guy” (1996) – still a “proceed with caution”

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  • “Inventing the Abbotts” (1997) – still a great opportunity to relive your Liv Tyler crush circa mid-90s.
  • “Reindeer Games” (2000)
  • “Shadow of the Vampire” (2000) – SO GOOD.
  • “Jeepers Creepers” (2001)
  • “Murder by Numbers” (2002) – the movie that resulted in Sandra Bullock and and Ryan Gosling dating for a bit. NOT GOOD.
  • “Franny’s Feet” (2003)
  • “Jeepers Creepers 2” (2003)
  • “Mystic River” (2003) – still soul crushing
  • “Sabrina’s Secret Life” (2003)
  • “Taking Lives” (2004)
  • “Guess Who” (2005) – just watch the original
  • “Chalet Girl” (2011) – a surprisingly fun ski romp with (now an Academy Award nomineed) Felicity Jones, (always delightful) Bill Nighy, (forever regal) Brooke Shields and that kid who played Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl

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  • “Miral” (2011)
  • “28 Hotel Rooms” (2012)
  • “Cousins on Call” (2013)
  • “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) – still funny

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Shows Leaving Netflix April 1st:

  • “Baby Genius: A Trip to the San Diego Zoo” (2002)
  • “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Collection” (2006)
  • “Baby Genius: Animal Adventures” (2006)
  • “Bo on the Go!” (2007)
  • “Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern Collection” (2008)
  • “Color Splash Collection” (2010)
  • “Rachael Ray’s Week in a Day Collection” (2010)
  • “Blue Mountain State” Seasons 1-3 (2010-2011)
  • “Selling New York Collection” (2010)
  • “Rehab Addict Collection” (2010)
  • “Astonishing X­Men” Sets 2-4 (2011-2012)
  • “The Dead Files” Seasons 1-2 (2011-2012)
  • “Holmes Inspection Collection” (2011)
  • “Income Property Collection” (2011)
  • “The Pioneer Woman Collection” (2012)
  • “Restaurant: Impossible Collection” (2012)
  • “Flea Market Flip” Seasons 1-2 (2012-2013)
  • “Hotel Impossible” Seasons 1-2 (2012-2013)
  • “America Declassified” Season 1 (2013)
  • “Cutthroat Kitchen” Season 1 (2013)
  • “The Inexplicable Universe with Neil deGrasse Tyson” (2013)
  • “The Brian Boitano Project” Season 1 (2014)

 GOT ALL THAT? GOOD.

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