Most of us come into this world alone and then exit this world alone. In between those two events I am determined to also exist in this world alone. I’m an only child and as such have grown accustomed to living my life in a certain way, in complete and total solitude. I’m incapable of sharing my space, my things, and most of the time my heart with anyone else. It’s fucking great. I have lived in some of this country’s MOST expensive cities (Los Angeles, San Diego, here) and have successfully done this sans roommates. Below are the top ten ways you can get along WITH YOURSELF.


Kitchen Space




Living Room Use


Bathroom Time 


Water Conservation




Going to Work


Watching TV