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‘Tis better to have laughed and guffawed, than never to have laughed at all

February 2nd

Free Comedy @ Songbyrd DC

Doors: 8:00 PM
Show: 8:30 PM

W/
Herbie gill
Chris Milner
Jamel johnson
Katherine Jessup
Russ green
Ross Benoit
Kandace August
Kandace Saunders
Pearl rose hood
Pretty rik e  – FB

February 3rd

Brent Morin @ DC Improv (3rd – 6th)

From NBC’s Undateable! He may very well be undateable IRL. Only one way to find out! – BYT

Valentine Wasteland @ Wonderland Ballroom

Hello Friends,

Have you ever put yourself out there, only to have that special someone check the no box? Have you checked your specially decorated paper bag to find the only Valentine you received was one from your teacher? Have you met a great guy or gal only to find they were a Jack and a couple Jokers shy of a full deck? Well that’s hilarious! *points and laughs* Come join us as we celebrate love’s near misses, poor choices, and unfortunate swipe rights.

Your line up includes:
Arielle Kaplan
Michael Wolcott
Umar Khan
Alyssa Cowan
Franqi French
Greg Stevens
Mike Brown
Kandace Saunders

It’ll be a great night with laughs and drinks that will make everyone seem 50% more attractive than they actual are! – FB

Fun Fun at 121: A Variety Open Mic @ Acre 121

Fun Fun at 121 will feature some of the DMV’s finest comedians, musicians, and performing artists. And the best part is, the show is FREE! And not only that, there is Happy Hour specials ALL NIGHT, from open to close, which include $5 draft beers, rail drinks, and house wines. – FB

February 4th

Call in Sick to Work w/ Bert Kreischer @ DC Improv

Watching the Super Bowl will only be the second biggest party of your week. On this Thursday, call in sick to work and join Bert Kreischer at the DC Improv for a special noon show that will blow your mind. Sponsored by DC 101 and Elliot in the Morning! – DC Improv

Cool Cow Comedy Showcase @ Arlington Drafthouse Green Room ($5)

Local comics! Local prices! – BYT

Mondo Baltimore – Cyborg Cop 2 @ The Windup Space

As per usual, it’s FREE with karaoke after the flicks!

7PM – GOOD COP, BADDER COP
A clip show of shoddy police work. Expect some Miami Vice, and many clips of police chiefs chewing out loose cannon detectives for “crossing the line.”

8PM – CYBORG COP 2
Jack, a loner cop loses his partner to a crazed terrorist during a hostage rescue. He settles for the terrorist going to Death Row. What Jack doesn’t know is that the terrorist was turned into a cyborg for a special “Anti-Terrorist Group”.

When the new cyborg “Spartacus” accidentally wakes up, he kills the scientists and many others. He then plans to set up a new Cyborg Empire. Only Jack and a few friends know how to stop him. – FB

February 5th

You, Me, Them, Everybody Live @ The Wonderland Ballroom

First live talk show of 2016.

Hosted by Brandon Wetherbee
Co-host Allison Lane

Guests include
Haywood Turnipseed Jr
Cinema Hearts

Warm up from Dee Ahmed
Warm ups at 7:30, talk show at 8, $5 suggested donation, 21+ – FB

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Sean Donnelly @ The Big Hunt (5th – 6th)

When he’s not catching a nap with his bulldog, Rickles, Sean can be found headlining clubs all over New York, including Caroline’s, Gotham, Stand Up NY, and The Stand. He has appeared on MTV’s World of Jenks and The Late Show with David Letterman. Sean was a Comic Stand-Off finalist at the 2010 Magners Comedy Festival, performed at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in 2011 and 2012, was a semi-finalist in the 2012 Boston Comedy Festival competition, and performed at Comedy Central’s 2013 South Beach Comedy Festival. Sean was a Montreal Just For Laughs “New Face” in 2013. He co-hosts the podcast My Dumb Friends with fellow comedian Dan St. Germain, soon to be broadcast on Comedy Central Sirius, and hosts a weekly show at Alligator Lounge in Brooklyn. Sean can be seen regularly on the TruTV series World’s Dumbest and on the forthcoming season of Adam Devine’s House Party on Comedy Central. – www.seandonnellycomedy.com

February 6th

DC Comedy Showcase @ DC Improv Lounge

Great local comics in their 60-seat showroom. Hosted by Michele Sometimes-Gray, featuring Sean Joyce, John Conroy, Pat Riley and Talib Babb. – DC Improv

February 10th

The Summer Camp Show XV (Free Admission) @ Wonderland Ballroom

Join us for the Summer Camp Show! A night of comedy, song, and childish weirdness. Plenty of entertainment and free bug juice (Bacardi and Hawaiian Punch).

Your Camp Staff:

Nate Johnson
Natalie McGill
Alyssa Cowan
Kasaun Wilson
Ross Benoit
Mother Knuckle

and music from:
Michael Sullivan
Herb Manila
Glen Hawkins
Romane Walters
– FB

February 11th

Christian Finnegan @ DC Improv (11th – 14th)

Christian is a pioneer of the “talking head” show, a sitcom actor, a Twitter all-star and one of our favorite stand-ups. (He even recorded an album right here at the club.) He puts on a sharp, original show. And we promise you, that show is a far better gift for Valentine’s weekend than whatever you were originally planning. Jewelry eventually gets pawned to cover gambling debts, but memories of a comedy show last forever. – DC Improv

Christian Finnegan’s episode of the Mental Illness Happy Hour is really great. – BYT

Power of Positive Drinking: When Cupid Swipes Left @ Right Proper Brookland

Love hurts. Love scars. Love wounds and marks. Ooo-oo, love hurts… What? Oh sorry. Was someone cutting onions in here? Okay. Be strong. You can do this. Hey guys! What’s up? Everything’s cool, right? It’s not like literally the worst holiday ever is coming up. Let’s focus on the positive. Like the fact that at least it’s a collective misery shared by a large portion of the population. Also, heart-shaped chocolates hit rock bottom prices soon. So come join at The Power of Positive Drinking as we bring the best DC comedic talent to our newest venue, Right Proper Brewing Co.’s new Production House in Brookland! Chances are there’ll be at least one other single person there… – FB

February 12th

Tim Dillon @ The Big Hunt (12th – 13th)

Tim Dillon is a national treasure and we’re not just talking about the hit film. We are also talking about the hit film but cannot stress this enough…he’s fucking amazing and filled with the right kind of acidic hatred. The right kind. – BYT

Church Night @ Black Cat Mainstage

Featuring comedy from Natalie McGill and Russ Green. Burlesque from Chocolate City Burlesque. Music from Romane & Lettuce.

Decepticomics @ Bier Baron Tavern

Five comics who are trying to kill you with comedy, we think. – BYT

February 13th

Adam Devine @ Lisner Auditorium

It’s a comedy House Party in your joke pants! Also Workaholics and Pitch Perfect. –  BYT

February 14th

Oh, Hello w/ Nick Kroll and John Mulaney @ The Warner (14th – 18th)

Two more nights were added! That’s 4 nights of TOO MUCH TUNA! – BYT

The Valentine’s Day Comedy Show: A Journey Through Love & Life @ Bier Baron

Come on a hilarious journey through love and life, but mostly love. As the show progresses, you’ll hear comedians tell jokes about when they were single, in a relationship, married, divorced, married again, divorced again, and then started living with 10 cats. Whether you’re in a relationship, openly single, or “taking a break to focus on yourself” but are secretly hoping someone will come sweep you off of your feet, you’ll enjoy this Valentine’s Day comedy show! Also, there’s a great beer selection and you probably don’t have work the next day because it’s President’s Day! Come laugh and then afterwards go Netflix and chill with your loved one…or someone you meet at this comedy show.

February 18th

Ms. Pat @ DC Improv (18th – 21st)

We first saw Ms. Pat on the last season of Last Comic Standing and while she’s been around for a while she was AMAZING on LCS (a show that is generally very meh). Go see her! – BYT

Trump vs. Bernie The Comedy Debate Tour Live @ Arlington Drafthouse (18th – 20th)

JAMES ADOMIAN IS THE BEST COMIC NOT ON SNL HOW IS HE NOT ON SNL OR SOMEWHERE. His Bernie Sanders is amazing. Go. – BYT

Clayton English @ Baltimore Comedy Factory (18th – 20th)

The well-deserved winner of last year’s Last Comic Standing. He’s incredibly funny. Get in your car and take a trip to Bmore. – BYT

February 19th

David Cross: Making America Great Again! @ The Warner (two shows)

And make it great he shall. – BYT

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Drew Michael @ The Big Hunt (19th – 20th)

Drew Michael is a clinical narcissist who spends hours each day reading his own tweets, lamenting the fact that they were under-appreciated. He only cares about himself and that’s why he’ll never learn how to be intimate in a meaningful way. – www.drewmichael.com)

February 21st

The Identity Crisis Comedy Showcase @ The Black Cat Backstage

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February 23rd

Story League Presents: Sick Burn! @ The Black Cat Backstage

We assume it’s radical insults and we’re totally on board for that. Hosted by Jeff Simmermon. – BYT

February 24th

Open Mic Night @ DC Improv

The Improv is proud to host an open mic night featuring local comics in our main showroom. Admission is free, but you can guarantee yourself a seat if you RSVP (click on the ticket icon). Walk-ups are also welcome on the day of the show if seating is available. Lineup not yet available. – DC Improv

February 25th

Commedia dell Media @ DC Improv

Ten members of the media vie for laughs and the title of DC’s Funniest Journalist at Commedia dell Media, Thursday, February 25 at DC Improv.

Hosted by full-time Washington Post reporter and part-time comedian Elahe Izadi, the charitable competition will showcase the comedic stylings of Sadie Dingfelder (Washington Post), Harry Jaffe (Washingtonian), Dylan Matthews (Vox), Zachary Pincus-Roth (Washington Post), Will Rahn (Daily Beast), Alex Rogers (National Journal), Jessica Sidman (Washington City Paper), Tim Starks (Politico), and Jenn Tisdale (Brightest Young Things).

DC’s Funniest Journalist of 2013, Natalie McGill, returns for a featured performance in partnership with another Commedia vet, Alexandra Petri, who will appear for the first time in public as her Internet-famous alter ego Emo Kylo Ren.

Tickets on sale Monday, February 1: $20 in advance; $30 at the door. – DC Improv

February 26th

Brandon T. Jackson @ DC Improv (26th – 28th)

From Percy Jackson Lightning Thief and Tropic Thunder! – BYT

Brooke Van Poppelen @ The Big Hunt (26th – 27th)

Brooke Van Poppelen is a NYC based comic, actress, writer, and host of Hack My Life on truTV and Season Three starts airing MARCH 29! Brooke has appeared on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore@Midnight and John Oliver’s New York Stand Up Show on Comedy Central, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on CBS, IFC’s Comedy Drop and the upcoming first season of Night Train hosted by Wyatt Cenac for NBC’s See So. She has appeared as a guest on ABC’s The View and Dr. Oz and also as a talking head & panelist on multiple MTV, truTV & vh1 shows. Brooke worked as a writer & producer for several seasons of Girl Code and Guy Code and many other MTV shows. You might literally see her on the streets of Brooklyn hosting a pop-up comedy showcase out of her garage if you are lucky enough. – www.brookevanpoppelen.com

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February 28th

Tanner Family Reunion @ The Windup Space (Baltimore)

We’re going to watch season one of Fuller House in its entirety. Followed by a 90s sitcom edition of Expert of Nothing. – FB

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